Buy! Buy! Buy In The Sky (Mall)!

I always read the Sky Mall catalog when I fly and surreptitiously look about the cabin to try and figure out which wacko passengers buy the weirder stuff offered for sale. Here is one of the stranger items I found during today's flight from San Francisco to Vancouver: The No! No! FaceTrainer (the in-flight catalog said "Give your face a lift without needles or knives!").

After arriving at our lodgings I went on-line and ordered one.  I'll soon be ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!